A sibyl, a haruspex, and a rhabdomantist walked into a bar. The sibyl said, There's going to be this big flood, and it's going to be terrible. And the haruspex was looking at this dead animal, and he said, Yeah, it's going to rain hard and wipe everything out, and it's going to do all kinds of damage. And the rhabdomantist said, That's terrible! Why...I'll be out of a job!
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