A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?"
His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!"
The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
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