There was once a man who baked cookies in his convection oven. He would share these cookies with all of his friends, and made many new friends by that same process. But one day, one of his friends left him, and never wanted to eat the man's cookies again.
And that is how the man was forced to make a *convection confection connection collection correction*.
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