Blondes Can Do Math Too!

A bunch of blondes got together and decided they had HAD it. They knew they weren't stupid. They were sick and tired that the world kept on making them the butt end of jokes. They decided that they were going to have a convention, raise awareness, and have smart people from all over the world speak to them.

Hundreds of thousands of blondes come to one stadium. The event's first speaker is a mathematician. She gets to the mic and says, "Blondes can do math too! Let's prove it. Can I have a volunteer from the audience come up, please?"

From the front row steps up a bombshell blondie named Jane, and she gets up on stage. The crowd goes wild with cheers.

The mathematician says, "Okay. Simple math question to get us started. Jane, what is two plus two?"

Jane thinks for a second and says, "Uhh. Two?"

The mathematician shakes her head, but, before she can speak, the crowd roars, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

Jane steps back up to the mic and says, "Two plus two equals three."
And immediately, the crowd shouts in unison, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

The mathematician takes the mic and says, "Jane. This is your last try. What is two plus two?"

Jane walks up and says into the microphone, "Ummm... Four?"

The crowd screams back, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"