Some couples like what they have. Others want to experiment. This is a quick and simple (and dirty) tutorial for some extreme [BDSM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) play in a young couple's bedroom.
As far as special equipment goes... well, it'll become obvious as you read.
Step zero is deciding upon a safeword. Or several, just in case.
1. Tie your partner/sub to a chair. Firmly, but be sure not to cut off bloodstream. Soft rope, long pieces of cloth or velcro restraints all work. Just keep scissors at hand to cut through the restraint if it is needed.
2. Gag their mouth. Clean cloth or actual ball-gag, doesn't matter.
3. Start smooth jazz and begin some gentle foreplay.
4. After several minutes, take a break from that, grab their laptop and put it in front of them.
5. Start installing Windows Vista.
6. When the installation is finished, install McAfee Free Antivirus.
And that's all, folks!
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