He cannot tell her the truth since she is known throughout the kingdom for her big mouth, and it would be scandalous if word went out that he is gay. He confides in his most trusted man-servant, who offers him a solution to his problem. He advised the king to tell the queen he would fuck her only if she was blindfolded, then ask a trusted servant to service her instead until she became pregnant.
The King was pleased with the advice, so much that he asked the manservant to sleep with her, to the man-servant's delight. Although the queen sensed something was not right, she accepted the king's request since she desperately wanted a child. The servant did her until she got pregnant, and nine months later a baby boy was born.
Many years passed and the child grew up. However, the people did not fail to notice the uncanny resemblance between the man-servant and the child. Tired of being accused of being an adulterous woman, she confronted the king and after when he could not bare her nagging, he told her the whole truth.
"You idiot," said the shocked and furious queen, "you should have asked your handsome stepbrother to do me, not that long-nosed midget!"
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