Were out protecting the coast from pirates. As they were sailing, they spot one pirate ship. The captain yells to his seaman
"Everyone prepare for battle" and he calls for first mate and says "First mate, bring me my red coat"
The first mate brings the red coat and they beat the pirate ship.
The next day two pirate ships are spotted. The captain yells out again
"Everyone prepare for battle! First mate bring me my red coat!"
They fight the pirates and win but the first mate was wondering why the captain asks for his red coat every time they fight, so he asks him.
The captain replied "if I were to get injured, you would not be able to see the blood through the red coat and the morale of the crew would not go down"
The first mate thought that was brilliant and never questioned the captain
The following day, as they were sailing, 20 pirate ships were approaching the captain and his crew
The captain yelled out "Everyone prepare for battle, First mate bring me my brown pants!"
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