His first night he meets his cell mate Bubba. Bubba says "Come here kid, we're gonna play a little game called Mommy and Daddy. Do you want to be Mommy or Daddy?"
He thinks to himself, well, if I pick Mommy, Bubba's going to do something awful to me... "Okay, I'll be Daddy."
Bubba looks over to him and says, "Alright, get over here and suck Mommy's dick!"
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