Sherlock Holmes was at home one night, when he gets a call to investigate a crime. So he rings Watson, and asks him to meet him at the scene. Sherlock arrives, and finds the body of a woman dead in the middle of the kitchen floor. He also quickly notices a giant lemon next to the woman, and a hole in the ceiling.
Just then, Watson arrives, surveys the scene, and asks ‘So, Sherlock, what do you think killed her?’.
Sherlock replied... ‘A lemon entry, my dear Watson!’
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