...and promptly passes out on the side of the road. In the wee hours of the morning three nuns pass him. One mutters "Poor soul, let us pray for him." After they pray and are about to leave one nun says "Have you ever wondered exactly what the mystery is? I mean, that is to say, what's under a Scotsman's kilt?" The sisters pause for a moment until one says "Well let's have us a quick peek, nobody will ever know." One sister reaches down, pulls up the kilt, then quickly she puts it down and they begin to scurry off. After a few steps they pause and one sister says "I feel like we've done wrong, let's at least leave a sign so the poor lad knows we were here." They agree this is a good idea and return to the man. One sister lifts the kilt again as another takes a thin piece of blue ribbon she has tucked into her Bible and ties it securely to the Scots' wee man. They scurry off as if having committed a crime.
Later in the morning the Scot wakes to find some discomfort in his groin. He stands up, lifts his kilt, looks at his manhood and says "Aye laddy, I don't know where you've been or what you've done, but you've taken the prize!"
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