He's really throwing them back. And looks very upset. The bartender asks him what's wrong.
Scotsman says "I crossed a bridge on my way here. I helped build that bridge. Do they call me bridge builder? No! The road this pub is on. I helped pave it. Do they call me road paver? No! This very pub we're sitting in. I helped build. Do they call me pub builder? No!
But you fuck one goat!"
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