A Saudi man is sitting in a Hashish lounge, smoking and listening to a glorious Islamic nasheed. In walks another man, from Kuwait.
"Hey Nassar! How are you?", asks the Saudi.
"I'm fine, Allah be praised. What is that you are listening to?", he replies.
The Saudi, shocked, says to him "Brother, this is the holiest and most sacred nasheed! Have you not heard of this?"
"No", answered the Kuwaiti man.
"Where have you been living Nassar, under a rock?"
Nassar, disgusted, thinks back to 1990, spits on the ground and says "Ugh, don't remind me"
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