As he walks in, he sees a kid standing there.
The kid looks up and asks, "Mister, are you a sailor?"
The sailor says that he is and asks the kid if he wants to wear his hat.
The kids nods his head and puts it on.
A minute later, a Marine walks in and goes over to the urinal.
The kid looks up and asks, "Mister, are you a Marine?"
The Marine says, "Yea, why? You wanna hold my dick or something?"
The kid says, "Oh no, I'm not a sailor, I'm just wearing his hat."
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