He approaches her and said "Hi miss. You have the most beautiful set of breasts i've ever seen. I'll pay you $100 if you let me bite them."
The woman, offended, replies " Not in a million years creep! Leave me alone."
The man walks away. After a while, he approaches the girl again and says "Miss i just cannot let go of the fact that your breasts are so damn beautiful. I'll pay you $1,000 if you let me bite them."
The girl, furious, slaps the man and says "I told you not in a million years now leave me alone or i'm calling the cops!"
The man walks away again. After a few minutes he comes back and tries to persuade the girl one last time. "Hi miss, here's my final offer. I'll pay you $100,000 if you let me bite your breasts."
The woman, thinking how much stuff she could do with $100,000 replies "F-fine... but not here. Let's go to the alley at the back."
They walk back to the alley. She unbuttons her shirt to reveal the most beautiful pair of breasts he's ever seen. A tear falls from his eye. "I was right" he says as he started touching, groping and licking them.
After a few minutes, the woman gets frustrated and says "Hey buddy, just bite it already!"
The man stops, stands up straight and starts walking away and says "Nah, too expensive."
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