Sailor: This ship looks boring, is there anything to do around here?
Captain: No, we only do one thing in our free time. We go to the bottom of the ship, oil up a hole in a barrel and fuck it.
Sailor: Well.... Okay when can I go down there?
Captain: Everyday except Sunday!
Sailor: Why can't I on Sunday's?
Captain: Because on Sunday's it's your turn in the barrel!
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