A Russian, a Mexican, and Texan are out riding horses.
The Russian pulls out an expensive bottle of Vodka, takes a long
draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls
out his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.
The Mexican looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was
a perfectly good bottle of Vodka!"
The Russian says, "In Russia, there is plenty of Vodka and the
bottles are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Mexican pulls out
a bottle of Tequila, takes a few sips, throws the Tequila into
the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair.
The Texan can't believe his eyes, "What the hell did you do that
for? That was a perfectly good bottle of Tequila!"
The Mexican says, "In Mexico, we have plenty of Tequila and
bottles are cheap."
So, awhile later, the Texan pulls out a bottle of Beer. He opens
it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle. He then puts
the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots the
Mexican.
The Russian, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"
The Texan replies, "In Texas, we have plenty of Mexicans and the
bottles are worth a nickel."
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