A Russian factory owner and his Japanese competitor meet up to discuss some business offers.

They produce the same kind of engine and talk about some details about the manufacturing process.

The Japanese man says: "I have nine people working on assembly, how many do you use?". The Russian actually has a hundred doing the same, but not to embarrass himself he says "I actually hire ten."

The Japanese man goes deep in thought, then excuses himself from the meeting.

He calls the Russian the next morning and says: "I've been up all night thinking about it. I give up. Tell me your secrets. What the hell do you use the tenth guy for?"

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