A Russian, an American, and a Canadian are sitting around a bonfire...

...when suddenly, the Russian throws his bottle of vodka into the fire. The American jumps up and asks, "What did you do that for?"

The Russian replies, "In Russia, we have so much vodka! We do this all the time!"

The American, wanting to one-up the Russian, grabs a handful of cash and throws it into the fire, and says, "In America, we have so much money! We do this all the time!"

The Canadian grabs a Native.