The pilot announces to his passengers that their flight will take about 7 hours and that for almost the entirety of the trip will be over the Pacific Ocean.
The Ocean hears this and yells at the pilot "Hey! That's not nice, I may look Pacific, but that's not how I identify!"
The pilot apologizes and then makes the correction to his passengers
"Excuse me folks looks like I made a faux pas, this is actually a Trans-Atlantic flight.
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