A Russian was falling from a skyscraper.
At the 40th floor, he was caught by a man:
man1) Say viva America!
Russian) Net!
Than the man letter he falls. At the 30th floor he was caught by another man.
man2) Say viva America!
Russian) Net!
Then the 2nd man dropped him too. At the 2nd floor hews caught again.
Russian) Viva America!
man3)Boo!@#$%^&*!
And he thrower him out the window.
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