He asks for a drink. The bartender replies "We don't serve ropes here." The rope leaves. A while later, the rope walks back into the bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender turns the rope away saying the same thing. The rope walks out of the bar, gets himself all twisted up because he's so mad, and he ruffles the top end of his head, completing this disheveled look.
The rope then turns around with new confidence, and lumbers back into the bar. The rope asks again for a drink. The bartender says "Aren't you that rope that was just in here? I said we don't serve ropes here!"
The rope smugly replies....
"Nope! I'm a frayed knot!"
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