A riddle about a rich man who can't decide which of his three girlfriends he should finally marry.

So, he gives each of them $100,000 and tells them to spend it all in a week, on whatever they want.

The first girlfriend spends it all on herself, but includes some sexy outfits and lingerie she knows the rich guy will like.

The second girlfriend spends half the money on herself (including sexy clothes) and the other half on thoughtful gifts for the rich guy.

The third girl spends all of the money on the rich guy, including thoughtful gifts and large donations in his name to his favorite charities.

So, which girlfriend did the rich man end up marrying?

[hover here for the answer](/s "The girl with the biggest tits, of course!")

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