They both go to Sacs Fifth Avenue to get a gift. The poor man asks the rich man, "What did you get your wife this year?". The rich man responds, " I got her a diamond ring & a Mercedes Benz" to which the poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?". So the rich man says, "I got both so that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she can drive the Mercedes to return it & still be happy. So, what did you get your wife this year?" The poor man responds, "I got my wife a pair of slippers & a dildo". The rich man is confused & finally asks the same, " Why'd you get her both the pair of slippers & a dildo?". He tells him, "So that if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
This joke, although retold poorly, came from Tony Soprano on an old Sopranos episode. I always get a laugh from it.
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