The dead man orders a grateful dead.
A grateful dead walk in to a bar.
He orders a Shirley Temple.
Shirley Temple walks in to a bar.
She orders a Vodka Soda.
Vodka Soda walks in to a bar.
It orders a lime.
A lime walks in to a bar.
The bouncer gets fired for letting the whole lime in!
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