"I want this congregation to crawl!" he exclaims.
"Let it crawl reverend, let it crawl!" the congregation replies.
"I want this congregation to run!" the reverend yells.
"Let it run reverend, let it run!" the congregation yells back.
"I want this congregation to SOAR!!!" the reverend screams.
"Let it soar reverend, let it soar!!!" the congregation yells back.
"In order to soar, WE NEED MONEY!!!" say the reverend
"Let it crawl reverend, let it crawl." the audience replies.
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