A redneck in France

A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women
lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the
women don't seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up
to a French guy lying on the beach who is surrounded by adoring women.
"Excuse me," he says, taking the guy aside, "but I've been trying to meet one
of those women for about an hour now, and I just can't seem to get anywhere with
them. You're French. You know these women. What do they want?"
"Maybe I can help a little beet," says the Frenchman. "What you do eyes you go
to zee store. You buy a little bikini seeming suit. You walk up and down zee
beach. You meet girl very weekly zees way."
"Wow! Thanks!" says the redneck, and off he goes to the store. He buys a
skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on, and goes back to the beach. He parades up
and down the beach but still has no luck with the ladies.
So he goes back to the Frenchman. "I'm sorry to bother you again," he says,
"but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and I still haven't been able to
meet a girl."
"Okay," says the Frenchman, "I tell you what you do. You go to zee store. You
buy potato. You put potato in seeming suit and walk up and down zee beach. You
will meet girl very, very weekly zees way."
"Thanks!" says the guy, and runs off to the store. He buys the potato, puts it
in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach. Up and down, up and down he
walks, but the women will hardly even look at him. After half an hour he can't
take it anymore and goes back to the Frenchman.
"Look�, he says, "I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and I walked up and
down the beach-- and still nothing! What more can I do?"
"Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a little beet. Why don't you
try moving zee potato to the FRONT of zee seeming suit?"