God can't decide whether or not to let them in, so he tells the three that in order to get into heaven, they have to listen to a joke without laughing. The girls agree, and God proceeds to tell the joke to one girl at a time.
God tells the punchline first to the redhead, and she bursts out laughing, so God sends her back to Earth.
He then tells the same joke to brunette, who also bursts out laughing, and gets sent to Earth.
Finally, God tells the joke to the blonde. To God's surprise, she doesn't laugh at the joke, so he lets her into heaven.
After enjoying a drink or two with God, the blonde suddenly starts laughing. God asks
"Why are you laughing, my child?"
And the blonde replies "I finally got the joke".
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