The ad states that there are three requirements: can't beat me, you can't run around on me, and must be good in bed. 20 minutes after she puts out the ad, she hears a ring on the doorbell. She opens the door and sees a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a wheelchair. She says "What are you here for?" he responds "you put out an ad in the newspaper, right?" she says "do you think you meet the requirements?" he pauses and says "I have no arms, so I can't beat you, and i have no legs, so I can't run around on you" she says "there's another requirement, are you good in bed?" he says "well how do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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