A radio show is hosting a game where listeners call in with a new word.

Radio Host: Hey all you listeners out there, time for another round of "New Word". As a reminder of the rules, you have to give me a word that does not exist in the dictionary and you have to say a phrase that uses that word.
Caller: Hello?...
Radio Host: Hello caller, you are live on Radio Fantastic. May we have your word please?
Caller: Gaan.
Radio Host: Can you spell that for us?
Caller: That's G...A...A...N.
Radio Host: That's great caller. Just a minute while I search the dictionary.
** Few seconds later **
Radio Host: Well, I can't find it. Now, can you use it in a phrase?
Caller: Gaan fuck yourself! ... Ha Ha Haa ... *click*
Radio Host: I'm sorry listeners. This is a family show and some people just have no respect for that.
* takes other calls *
... after a few minutes ...
Radio Host: Hello caller, can we have your word please?
Caller: Zmee
Radio Host: and can you spell that please?
Caller: Z...M...E...E
Radio Host: Let me just flip through my dictionary right here...
Radio Host: Right, so far so good. Can you use it in a sentence?
Caller: Zmee again. Gaan fuck yourself!

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