One day, a rabbit with a strong Texan accent hops his way into a five-star sandwich bar well-known for it's fantastic toasties. He goes up to the vendor, who asks:
"What will you having, sir?"
To which the rabbit replies,
"Ah will be havin' one of your finest cheese an' onion toasties, if y'all could spare it.".
Being a good host, the vendor complies with the request, and doesn't question the fact that a talking rabbit is on his property.
"Thank you, mah fine sir.", says the rabbit, and leaves the sandwich bar, eating his toastie as he goes.
The next day, the rabbit returns, this time asking for:
"The best bean an' bacon toastie y'all can spare.". Of course, the vendor gives him what he asks for, and, like the day before, he goes on his way, munching away as he goes.
The rabbit soon becomes a regular, but oddly only ever asks for one of those two toasties. He quickly strikes up a friendship with the vendor, who eventually starts seeing the rabbit almost as a human.
After a few months of daily toastie-buying, the rabbit predictably comes in and asks again for "one of those fahn-tahstic cheese an' onion toasties". The vendor rushes to comply.
Only, today he has a problem. It's the end of the week - and it's been a busy one, at that. There's no more onions for the rabbit's cheese and onion toastie, nor is there any bacon for his beloved bacon and bean.
The vendor knows he has to give the rabbit something, so he quickly knocks up a cheese and bean toastie - one of the sandwich bar's best-selling products. As usual, the rabbit thanks the vendor and leaves, happy as can be.
The rabbit doesn't turn up the next day. Nor does he turn up the day after. Soon, the vendor becomes worried, but just assumes that the rabbit moved away, or lost his cravings for toasties.
Finally, a week after the rabbit disappeared, the vendor sees the rabbit's pale ghost float through the door and up to the bar.
"Y-you're dead!", exclaims the vendor, shocked. "W-what the hell happened?"
"Ah think it was your fault, mah friend", explains the rabbit,
"For mixin'-mah-toasties"
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