And suddenly sees a deer relaxing under a tree smoking some hash. "What're you doing here, are you crazy?" says the rabbit, "We're in nature in the clean air, and you're smoking hash? Get up so we can run together and clean out our lungs!" "Youre right!" says the deer, and he gets up and starts running with the rabbit.
As they were running, they can across a fox hopped up on cocaine. "Mr. Fox!" says the deer "aren't you ashamed of yourself? We're in nature filled with clean air, and your snorting coke? Get up and run with us so we can open up our lungs!" "You're right!" Says the fox, and he gets up and starts running with the other two.
A little further down the path they ran into a wolf getting ready to shoot up some heroin. "Mr. Wolf are you crazy?!" yells out the Fox, "We're in nature filled with clean air, and you want to get strung out? Get up and run with us so we can exercise and clean our lungs!" "Why don't you all go fuck yourselves." says the wolf "Every time the rabbit takes ecstasy we have to go running like jerk offs in the forest?"
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