along with a troupe of boyscouts. The airplane is going down FAST. There are parachuts, but only enough for a few people.
The Rabbi says, "Listen. We need to give the parachuts to the boyscouts. It's the right thing to do."
The Lawyer then responds, "What are you crazy!? Fuck the boyscouts!"
The Priest quickly glances at his watch and says, "DO WE HAVE TIME!?"
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