The stewardess asked the Rabbi, "Would you like to order a drink?"
The Rabbi orders two shots of vodka. The Rabbi then nudged the Priest sitting next, to him to wake him up. The stewardess asked the Priest same question. The priest exclaimed, "A drink?", he said with disgust. "I'd rather have the sin of adultery!"
The Rabbi, jumped up, and explained to the stewardess, "I'd like to change my order, I didn't know I had other options."
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