The Rabbi says "I'm going to get a drink," and to the atheist's amazement he walks on water back to shore to get a coke from the cooler and comes back. The Priest says "I'm also thirsty, I'm going to get a drink," and also walks on water back to shore to get a drink from the cooler. The Atheist then says "I'm getting a drink too," tries to walk on the water, and drowns. The Rabbi says to the priest, "I told you we should've told him where the stepping-stones are!"
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