A man walks up and asks "Excuse me ma'am, why are you crying?
"I've never been hugged."
He picks her up, hugs her, and walks away.
A while later, another man strolls by. He stops and asks "Im sorry to bother you, but why are you crying?"
"I've never been kissed." she replies.
He picks her up, kisses her, and walks away.
A few minutes later, yet another man stops to ask why she's crying.
"I've never been fucked."
He picks her up, and throws her in the ocean.
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