A man walks to the stage and begins to announce the winners.
"4th prize goes to Moshe Goldstein, who wins a Rolls Royce!" There is huge applause. Moshe goes up to collect his keys and shake hands.
"3rd prize, which goes to Shmuel Cohen, is a Rolls Royce and a check for $10,000!" Again, there is applause. Shmuel goes up to collect his keys and check and to shake hands.
"2nd prize, which goes to Abe Epstein, is a fruitcake!"
There's silence in the room. Abe silently walks up to the stage. "What do you mean a fruitcake? 4th prize was a Rolls Royce, 3rd prize was a Rolls Royce plus a check for $10,000, so why am I getting a fruitcake?!?"
"Ah," says the presenter, "This is a very special fruitcake. It was made by the Rabbi's wife herself."
"Abe exclaims "Fuck the Rabbi's wife!"
The man replies "What?? You want 1st prize too?"
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