A Puerto Rican Joke

3 guys were walking through the jungle, a black guy, a white guy, and a Puerto Rican. They were walking away from a plane crash, uninjured, when they were captured by a cannibalistic indigenous tribe of indians.
Taking the 3 men to the tribe's village, they were told by the only english speaking man that they were to be eaten, skinned and have their bones used for paddles and skin for their canoes. The english speaking villager then said " As is our custom, all of our prisoners are allowed one request before death other then freedom".

Looking at each man as they pondered, he goes to the white man and and asks what is his final request. The white man looks at him and says it has been a long time since I had a woman. The villager brings out 3 young women from the tribe and they take him to the nearest hut to have sex.

The villager then turns to the black man and asks what would his final request be. The black ponders and starts crying as he is asking if he could write one letter to his family before he died to tell them he loves them. The villager nods and tells him the village will send the letter to a neighboring town that has postal access.

As the black man walks to the hut to write his good byes, the villager turns to the puerto rican and asks him what his final request is. The man ponders for a bit and asks for a fork and to see his friends one last time. The villager is confused and asks if he is sure. The villager tells him we have women drugs and alcohol. The man tells him "Just a fork"

The men are rounded up finally and as the english speaking villager walks away after giving the fork to the puerto rican. The puerto rican grips his fork and starts stabbing the shit out the black guy and the white guy, and finally himself all while shouting fuck this boat, fuck that boat, and fuck this boat.