A psychiatry intern is touring a hospital...

... and he encounters a patient who's rubbing a Boston creme pie over his genitals. The intern asks him why he's doing this, and the patient gives him the finger.

"Why are you being so rude?", asks the intern.

"Because I'm fucking dis custard!"

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