...to check up on one of his patients.
He walks into his patient's room and sees the patient's roommate, sitting on the floor reading a book.
The Psychiatrist asks the room-mate "where is your friend I need to check up on him?"
At which point the roommate points up to the ceiling and says "he's been hanging upside down from that wire all day, he thinks he's a light bulb today"
The psychiatrist says "ok, can you please have him come down because I need to interview him".
The roommate replies: But then I'll have to read in the dark?
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