A prospector is mining for gold in Alaska when he finally manages to find a large portion of gold nuggets. Overcome with happiness he decides to celebrate. He goes off into town and into an inn where he asks for the roughest, toughest, meanest prostitute they have. The bartender tells him to go room 4 and wait. The prospector then buys two bottles of beer and goes up to the room.
The prostitute comes along.
Prospector: So you're the roughest, toughest, meanest prostitute around?
Prostitute: Yes I am. Now let's do this.
She undresses and bends over and grabs her ankles. The prospector gets very confused.
Prospector: Wait... How did you know that was the position I wanted to do it in?
Prostitute: I didn't... I just thought you wanted to open those two beers first.
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