A private comes home early from Airborne school

A private comes home early from US Army Airborne School. He's sitting at the breakfast table with his father who says, "Why are you home early?" The private says:

Well, I was in Airborne school and we were in a C130 circling up for our first real jump. As people started jumping out, I got scared looking at the ground so far below. I grabbed onto the door and I wasn't jumping out for anything. The jumpmaster was at the door screaming at me and trying to push me out, but I had a good grip and wasn't going anywhere. Finally, the jumpmaster said, "If you don't jump right now, I'm going to rip off your pants and fuck you right in your asshole."

The private stopped the story. His father says, "Well, what happened? Did you jump?"

The private responded, "Yeah. A little. At first."

It makes it a bit funnier that our jumpmaster told us this joke as we were circling up for our first jump.

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