The student was caught with a gun in his backpack upon entry of the school. After being sent to the principal, the principal begins to ask the student, "Do you even know what risk you have put your peers and classmates in? How do you feel about being sent to ISS?" The student replies, "Well, I've always had a dream of becoming an astronaut."
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