When the priest walks over to the hospital bed, the man's condition worsens rapidly. He tries to speak, but can only produce a faint wheeze. Realising that the man is trying to utter his final words, the priest reaches for a pen and paper and gives it to him. As the man slowly hands the note back to the priest, he passes away. Rather than read the note there, the priest tucks it away in his pocket.
Several days later, while the priest is delivering the eulogy at the man's funeral, he realises that the note is still tucked away in his pocket.
"...Just before he passed, Fred handed me a note that I'd like to read to all of you here today. Knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of wisdom to be found by us all."
The priest unfolds the note and reads aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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