She got in the car and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to ride up her leg exposing a fair amount of skin.
The priest nearly had an accident when he saw those shapely legs.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. Then nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest quickly removed his hand. But the sight got the better of him. He changed gears and once again let his hand stray to her exposed leg. Once again the nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest again removed his hand and apologized saying “Sorry Sister, but the flesh is weak.”
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
When the priest arrived back at his church, he rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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