A priest is walking a crowd through a tour of an old church. He walks them through the priests changing quarters, turns to the crowd and says

Thank God for...

Without it..... Boobs would be pointless

Why did the...

To get the Yolk Rite.

Call ya later!

"I'll call you later." "Don't call me later, call me dad."

What do...

According to women, men usually miss all three.

Two friends are...

A: I will never understand the way women think. B: Why do you say that? A:...

What did a...

For Hispanic attacks

A man pushes his...

Looks like these are the only things I'll be able to fuck now.

There is no...

There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious.

A woman invites...

for the first time, and he rides his very clean and polished Harley-Davidson...

A bear walks into...

He says to the bartender "I'll have a gin...and tonic." Bartender says...