People evacuating came to him in a boat and told him to get in, he says "No, god will save me". So they left him and got out.
As the water was reaching his waist more people evacuating came to his aid, again he replied with "God will save me".
Now the water is at his neck he remains calm more people in a boat are rushing him to get in but the priest sticks with his words saying "God will save me.
As the water is at his face a helicopter comes down to save him, he refuses their help with the same statement and they are forced to leave.
So the priest dies and meets God "I had faith and belief in you, why didn't you save me?" To which God replies "Are you kidding me?! I sent 3 boats and a helicopter".
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