A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street

... when they happen across a basketball court full of twelve-year-old boys shooting hoops. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you want to go screw those kids?" And the rabbi replies with a shrug, "Out of what?!"

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