"I draw a circle" said the Priest, "I throw all the money in the air and whatever lands in the circle goes to my church, all the rest goes to God."
"I draw a line" said the Imam, "I throw all the money in the air and whatever lands on the left goes to my mosque, whatever lands on the right goes to God."
"I do something similar" said the Rabbi, "I throw all the money in the air and whatever God wants, he catches"
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