The priest digs around to find the survival kit. Inside is food, water, and a box of condoms. Just then, the priest throws the rubbers overboard with a sneer.
"What'd you do that for?" asked the whore.
"You're not his type," replied the nun.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.