A priest a rabbi and a minister are discussing how they decide what of the money they receive should go to them and what should go to god. The priest says he takes all the money in a basket and draws a line on the ground, then he throws the money down and what lands on the left is his and on the right is gods. The minister says he has a similar approach he draws a circle on the ground and what lands in the circle goes to him and what lands outside the circle goes to god. Finally the rabbi tells them his way, he says like the others takes all the money in a basket then he throws it up in the air, and what god wants, god takes!
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